Halloween Costumes: Idea #5

Girls:

Thinking about being a "Dead Woman Walking" this Halloween?

1. Get two large pieces of animal skin, without the head (preferably one animal skin that has the front and back).

2. Put the skin on so it covers your whole body except for your head and make kissy faces.

Now you can let guys walk all over you!


[P.S. DON'T DO ANY OF THIS]

Just another day at work.

Like to use an egg shell blue, corded phone at work and hold it awkwardly so you stand out from all of your coworkers?

Then you might just dream of it!

You'll know it's dream because you're wearing a Maidenform bra.

Then the 80s happened.

Why not stop? The 80s brought the world a whole new angle on the Maidenform advertising style with the tagline, "The Maidenform Woman. You'll never know where she'll turn up." In the 80s it was no longer a dream.

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