Sanka Saturday!

Real eyelashes. Real human eyelashes.

That wacky Mr. Leggs!

I wouldn't want to lunch with those other guys.

Wha?

This guy is a lot older than you. Wear what he wears.

That's all.

Every mother and daughter should be the exact same size.

Skip the masquerade. You're coming to my PRUNE PARTY!

I'm starting my Christmas preparations. Get ready for the best gift ever.

The fastest? What John Cameron Swayze says? Or the baby?

I keep my babies in cellophane, so they'll... um... last longer.

•Brain Tonic: New and Old•

Safety Guns and Blades

Don't let THIS happen to YOU.

Postage?

Fascinating!

Just Remember...

I'm not really dull.

So Disturbing