Halloween Costumes: Idea #5

Girls:

Thinking about being a "Dead Woman Walking" this Halloween?

1. Get two large pieces of animal skin, without the head (preferably one animal skin that has the front and back).

2. Put the skin on so it covers your whole body except for your head and make kissy faces.

Now you can let guys walk all over you!


[P.S. DON'T DO ANY OF THIS]

Halloween Costumes: Idea #4

Directions:

1. Hulk it for Halloween!

2. Swing out as Spider-man!

3. Camp (yes, camp) it up as Captain America!

How much more can be said about these marvels of Mighty Marvel Masqueraders?

Be one this Halloween!

[FLAME RETARDANT FOR SAFETY]

Halloween Costumes: Idea #3

This one's a breeze!

All you have to do is saw yourself in half (in your Maidenform Bra). Simple as pie.

Halloween Costumes: Idea #2

Gals:

Here's a costume that will be such a cinch, that you'll have time to make it after serving dinner. It'll be a piece of cake!

Just put on a revealing red (or gray) dress and high heals. Finally, put a cello-wrapped package of Hostess Sno-Balls on your head. Hey! Look at America's No. 1 Glamour Gal!

It's not strange at all!

Really.






"These well-stacked Sno-Balls have more than sex appeal... they have sales appeal. Folks are buyin' 'em like crazy... put 'em on the counter and watch 'em disappear."

Halloween Costumes: Idea #1

Guys:

Do you need a super keen costume this Halloween? Well this one's a jiffy!

All you have to do is put on an apron and hold up a dishrag, and look at that! You're a mother! Your children will be in awe.

It's just that EASY.












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Just another day at work.

Like to use an egg shell blue, corded phone at work and hold it awkwardly so you stand out from all of your coworkers?

Then you might just dream of it!

You'll know it's dream because you're wearing a Maidenform bra.

Want to be an artist?

ALERT!

Have you or a loved one been attacked by Peter Pain and suffered a head cold?

Call the law offices of Ben-Gay now. We'll handle your case and get a little closer to putting Peter Pain behind bars.

Ole!

I dreamed I was a Photoshop project before it was invented.

She dreamed she went strolling in a dream in her dream?

I dreamed I lost my mind in Tric-o-lastic. Yes Tric-o-lastic, another great Maidenform product and even better ad. Fancy, fancy Lycra. Oh, the future is near.

Keen!

A delightful snack.

Peanut butter and jelly or DEATH.

There are always more.

What a fun paper doll! You can switch the bra she's wearing to one that's exactly the same. Hours of fun.

It just seems like that kind of day.

Then the 80s happened.

Why not stop? The 80s brought the world a whole new angle on the Maidenform advertising style with the tagline, "The Maidenform Woman. You'll never know where she'll turn up." In the 80s it was no longer a dream.

Mom and Dad are always calling each other names.

Mom and dad are also conjoined! How's it at your house?

Maidenform Monday. Yes, there are still more!

She wasn't exactly the trademark, once she put her Maidenform Bra on.

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